First of the 10-Minute Revelations

I’d like to see this go far and wide across social media. This limerick is based on the convenient timing of one of the many things that Mohammad claimed “Allah” told him.

I’m toying with calling such incidents the “10 minute revelations”.

Nakhla Raid

This begs the question, if you can murder infidels and steal their property in a sacred month when fighting is forbidden, what is a Muslim allowed by his god to do to infidels the rest of the year?

This won’t be the last time you see this pattern from Mohammad. The righteous refusal of some good which cannot be had lawfully. Followed 10 minutes later by a special revelation where Mohammad gets permission from god himself.

This one is for Manchester

Time keeps slipping through my fingers, so I haven’t been able to make any memes that I want distributed. But I do have something worth posting.

I’m in a bit of a pickle
Mohammad’s mother is fickle.
Silver and gold,
She won’t behold,
Insisting on a shiny new nickle

I toyed with making the second line begin “Mohammad’s whore mother”. I wasn’t sure it was clear enough that the so called prophet Mohammad’s mother is a whore who insists on receiving one nickle, no more, no less.

The real fun begins when their own beliefs are turned against them.

Pawn to E4

Mohammad said he was in the bible.

I should have done this years ago. We shall see how long it takes to pull together.

Mohammad said he was in the bible.
But this was self-serving babble
The record was checked
His story it wrecked
Twenty thousand records cry libel

I don’t know if you are aware of this but there is this religion called Islam that seems to be causing a lot of trouble. The baffling thing is it isn’t even a good religion. The limerick above points this out.

Mohammad claims to be the seal of the prophets who is prophesied in the religious texts of the Christians and Jews. These texts don’t do that. Muslims claim the scriptures have been corrupted. This is an admission that the texts as they exist don’t support the claims of Mohammad.

Surah 10:94 “If you were in doubt as to what We have revealed unto you, then ask those who have been reading the Book from before you: the Truth has indeed come to you from your Lord: so be in no wise of those who doubt.” This verse implies a Muslim shouldn’t have any problem checking the Bible to see that it agrees with the revelations of Mohammad.

Problem. The version of the Bible we have today traces its origins back to centuries before Mohammad was even born. And there are over 25,000 (not 20,000, I just wanted to avoid the extra syllable) manuscript documents of the New Testament. This makes the fiction of corrupted texts impossible to maintain.

Mohammad is a fraud. Quod Erat Demonstrandum

Happy Easter, Everyone.

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